Etcetera 19.

In the bullpen — there’s got to be a jar of instant coffee in here somewhere.


The team doctor prescribed the swimmers two cups of decaf before bedtime.

Etcetera 16.

Water! At the square root of sports is water.


Squirt water on the boxer’s head between rounds. Squirt the water all over his jaws.

Etcetera 13.

Clayton Kershaw, the Dodger on the mound.


He of the high-winding high-wired hustle — chain lightening, a hit-preventing kick. He is strict.