Faithful readers of Eephus, we’ll be right back. One of us decided that Thanksgiving—the most American of holidays—would be better off spent in a tropical paradise rather than the suburbs of Pittsburgh. Who can argue with that? (Sorry, Mom.)
Our irregularly-scheduled programming will resume once more beginning November 30th. In the meantime, be sure to follow us on Twitter (@EephusMag), where the incomparable Josh Baldwin (@jozhbldwn) will take the reins with possibly a live-tweet or two, and other shenanigans.
Until then, enjoy the football.